05 May 2010

What if no Girls?!?!


Achilles was fighting his heart out against Hector for claiming Helen(courtesy: Troy) and there were many battles fought over women and the latest I witnessed was between 2 one year olds to get the right to give the rubber vacha pencil to their "still not even able to walk" hot girl friend. 

Although this is the situation now, life without them will not be so great either. So lets see what actually happens if girls cease to exit...

1. I will stop going to college(obviously)

2. Gowthaman will stop his over used english phrase "machi, I have a crush on..."

3. Mithun will resign his job of "taking care of the pump house" in the weekends.

4. There wont be "warriors" fighting it out over blogs.

5. Fazil will stop getting busted.

6. Guys' interest in bikes will reduce due to which Bajaj will stop all its plans for Pulsar 136,137,138 cc in the future.

7. Facebook will be rated as the least used website.

8. IPL will be a big flop.

9. Shoaib Malik wont be able to grab the those two biiiiig........ "eyes" of Sania Mirza :P 

10. Recession!!!!

11. Goutam Menon will have no heroines to kill in his movies.

12. Dhoni and Yuvi will finally become friends.

Ps. Although we are more than happy to see chicks like in the picture above live among us :D ;)


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Good one:)

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